"How can I eat pussy like a pro?"
Ahhh. Dining At The Y. The Adult Happymeal. Canyon Yodeling and Carpet Munching.
Putting your lips on a little slice of heaven has always been inspiring. And anxiety inducing! What on earth are you supposed to do once you’re “down there”?
While individual tutoring may be the most fun (and effective!), maybe I can still give you some virtual support for how to eat pussy like a true champ. 😝
Rule 1: Be Gentle
No one likes being gnawed on. It’s especially important to be gentle in the beginning, and work your way up to more vigorous action.
There’s no need for aggressive sucking, teeth, or beard grinding. Soft, passionate kisses around her pussy work wonders. And gently sliding your tongue across her most sensitive zones won’t just prevent lock jaw, it’ll have her warmed up and begging for more before you know it.
Rule 2: Don’t Hyperfocus On The Clit
Bless you, you found it. But that’s not all there is to good head!
The clitoris is packed with nerve endings, it’s just as sensitive as the tip of your dick! There’s no need to drill it with your tongue or try to suck it through a garden hose. And only focusing on her precious pearl is a good way to lead to overstimulation. A total mood killer!
Explore your partner’s body. Kiss her thighs, gently suck on her lips, stop and start again. Give plenty of attention to her labia, her creases, her nooks and crannies.
Think of it as pleasing her entire lower half rather than lapping away at one spot until something hopefully happens.
Rule 3: Vary Your Technique
When was the last time you got off by doing the same thing for 30 minutes? Pussies are the same!
Go harder, go softer, focus somewhere else. Use your hands, your lips, your tongue, everything God gave you. If you’re with someone new, experimenting helps you learn what she likes. And if you’re with an established paramour, it keeps things from getting dull.
Try circling her clit with your tongue a few times, then softly sucking across it from left to right. Go from a flat, medium firm tongue moving up and down to a firmer tongue tip moving left to right. Or, gently lap her pussy, and transition to sucking her clit while you slide your fingers inside of her.
Rule 4: Pay Attention To Your Partner!
No amount of reading will be better than listening to the person in front of you.
Do her legs feel tense? Is she backing away or putting her hand on your forehead? Is she grabbing the back of your head and pulling you in? The first two mean “it’s too much”, the last means “I need more”.
If something isn’t working, that’s ok!
Everyone is different, and there’s nothing wrong with switching things up until you find something she likes.
The worst head is the kind where someone is just performatively chowing down with no regard to you.
Common Mistakes To Avoid:
For the love of all that is holy, your nose does not need to be rammed into her twat. At no point should you be stuffing your schnozz in her hole.
Matter of fact, that goes for tongues, too. It’s not long enough to do anything but make you dig your teeth into her most sensitive area trying to get ¼ of an inch inside of her.
Stubble. It’s sexy, until it’s not. Make sure you’re freshly shaved, or have at least four days of growth for the most pleasant experience. A five o’clock shadow feels like sandpaper, and no amount of technique can make up for it.
Final Thoughts
At the end of the day, eating pussy like a pro isn’t about memorizing tricks or having a magic tongue. It’s about enthusiasm, patience, and genuinely caring about her pleasure. If you go down with curiosity, confidence, and the mindset of “how can I make her melt tonight?”, you’re already way ahead of the pack.
So kiss, lick, tease, pull back, dive in… Make it an experience! Not a chore. The best head is the kind that feels like play.
Now get out there and eat it like you mean it! 😈
